1. 2 years ago 

    archangel-bonding said: //OOC: just like there is Sexually Oblivius Sherlcok, we should make Sexually Oblivious Stannis into a meme. He's so perfect.// Not OOC: Your Grace, how do the shadows exactly work? Do you somehow sync with them in your sleep?

    What shadows? I don’t know what you are talking about.

    ooc: Of course!

  2. 2 years ago 

    Anonymous said: Did you have sex with Melisandre because of her hot body or just because you want a son?

    I do not understand what has led you to believe these baseless rumors against me, but I would never be unfaithful to my wife.

  3. 2 years ago 

    Anonymous said: I can understand not liking Melisandre, but is it really necessary to use sexist language?

    Sexist? I do not understand your meaning.

  4. 2 years ago 

    Anonymous said: What do you think of Lady Melisandre? Personally, I mean.

    She is one of my trusted advisors, that is all.

  5. 2 years ago 

    Anonymous said: I bet you have really tense shoulders. You should get your wife to give you a massage. Or you could ask Melisandre. Or Davos. Or me. ;)


  6. 2 years ago 

    Anonymous said: Have you tried wearing a mouth guard at night? :P For the teeth grinding?

    No, why would my mouth need a guard? It does not need a guard to keep it from grinding.

  7. 2 years ago 

    Anonymous said: Have you died? D':

    No, why is everyone assuming I am dead?

  8. 2 years ago 

    Anonymous said: flog the one eyed snake? do you enjoy giving head and getting it in return


  9. 2 years ago 

    Anonymous said: Would you consider a co-regency? With a queen of great talent and compassion, of course.

    No, as queen such as that does not exist in Westeros.

  10. 2 years ago 

    Anonymous said: Don't you ever get toothache or a sore jaw from grinding your teeth?


As the rightful King of Westeros, do not fear me. I give you leave to ask me anything.